![]() 09/04/2014 at 16:12 • Filed to: rip | ![]() | ![]() |
She wasn't everybody's cup of tea, but when she was on, she was on. Rivers was 81.
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Jeez, I wouldn't expect that she was 81.
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*SOME of Rivers was 81
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Well said.
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And her face was 13! (I make the joke because I know she would've!)
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My reaction is pretty much identical to Don Drapers here:
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Ooooh, gallows humor...
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welcome to the internet, it's dark here
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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
Katie Holmes is not a very good actress. Did you see her try and play John F. Kennedy's wife? She was so bad he shot himself in it.
I said to my husband, "my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs". He said, "Blue goes with everything."
My husband killed himself. And it was my fault. We were making love and I took the bag off my head.
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I think she would've been the first one to make that joke :)